Love

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While walking back from town ther other day, I come across this baby dog running around the middle of the road. The puppy ran up to me, I was dumb enough to pat her and here we are: in my unit together. Very irresponsible thing to do for an ordinary, common-as-shit kelpie pup.

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Bird is the word.

Today I went to work, threatened my employer with legal action, started smoking cannabis right outside the library on the steps, got saved for another few days with $50 from my Mother and fed a gorgeous pigeon. You?

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I’ve given two weeks notice.

That’s right: the women’s gone, the fucking cabin’s been sold out from under me by the landlords and now that bitch of a supervisor won’t let me shower at the TAFE so fuck the job too.

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Outing #43: Back to the bush

Thanks to the women at the pharmacy, I’ve got a tin of shortbread biscuits to stop me eating moths for tonight, and thank you Michele – best ex I’ve ever had.

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Mooses’ first shower

He just up-and walks to the bathroom, then climbs into the shower while it was running and stands there a good 20 minutes before I even go in.

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Dear Universe..

Yes, I know I begged for my ‘one for me’ whilst in my tent way back whenever, but the last one just wasn’t the one and here’s why. Kindly address these flaws before sending the next one.

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To you who promised all…

The last I’ve got to say about the woman who delivered none of what she promised and wasted well over a year of my life. There’s bad language, yes indeed.

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Solid Amethyst ring

Woman’s ring carved from a solid block of amethyst then polished to a 50,000 grit diamond finish.

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Outing #41: Back to civilization

New sunglasses, a newly cleaned campsite and a new woman telling me to hurry-up and end the camping silliness and return to her.

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