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Outing #52: “Yes” 💕

Alrighty now .. gunna get on top of this shit today because everything’s shut so I’ll have nothing to distract me.

The birdman cometh

Whatever you know, read it and find it. I’ve been off centre for weeks and need to go back to the rainforest. So far this week I’ve lost both my bank card and photo id and probably should care more than I do, but I’m feeling myself recentre so whatever 🙂

A roomful of lunatics

That’s who I had lunch with again, and that parrot is starting to smell pretty bad now. I’ll vomit in my mouth if I think about our interaction for the day much more. Parrot is *bad* now.

Outing #48: And another

I grow attached to a dead parrot that’s slowly decomposing, a cleaning of Junction 142 of junkie filth, no visit to the rainfirest in over two weeks now and an ever expanding collection of attractive female friends sees me finally not so nervous talking to beautiful women which was all I ever really needed to do to begin with,

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Myself vs Broadspectrum Pty Ltd

Called fairwork in the morning, cute chick in the afternoon, vegan soup all over me in the evening. What a *crazy* few weeks 🙂

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Day 10 and back to nothing

Another shirtless day yesterday and today if it gets a bit warmer. Still sleeping outside, no money at all and no food other than crackers. Think I give a shit? Think it makes me any less awesome? Nope. Well maybe a tiny bit, but only temporarily.

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Still homeless, but nicely tanned

Several women now including two ex’s have repeatedly told me I’m too thin, that I need to gain weight. What do you think? Have a look at these photos I took yesterday and judge for yourselves.

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Tonight’s dinner in its entirety

That’s right – the whole 1kg 6-pack and no bullshit filler. Third night in a row I’ve eaten nothing but meet and I’m not even close to stick of it yet. Probably something to do with the complete lack of nutritional intake of iron. I’ll wait until it hits room temperature to cook it. Later.. […]

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Outing #41: Back to civilization

New sunglasses, a newly cleaned campsite and a new woman telling me to hurry-up and end the camping silliness and return to her.

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Outing #40: Happenings about town

With all the animals doing a whole bunch of fuck all lately, I’ll just write a recap of town this week – in bullet-point format – with a list of unimportant though actual events 🙂

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